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Hyfloofchondriac (floofinition) – A person who often worries about an animal’s health, especially a pet, to the point of obsession.
In use: “As her own health deteriorated, Belle became a hyfloofchondriac, worrying about Brownie’s health, taking the little dog to the vet several times a week, where he was always pronounced healthy.”
Flooftinize (floofinition) – 1. To examine carefully or closely by an animal.
In use: “Something new in a household, such as a a Christmas tree, is typically flooftinized as soon as it is erected.”
2. To be taken over by animals for their use.
In use: “People working at home often discover their office chair, laptop, or office chair flooftinized by a family pet.
3. Restructured or prepared for an animal’s use or convenience.
In use: “People with older pets who develop arthritis not infrequently flooftinizes their home with specially made ramps or steps to help their fur friends cope.”
Floofgon (floofintion) – A large container in which drink is served to housepets.
In use: “During the hot summer, multiple floofgons were placed around the house so the animals always had fresh water to keep them hydrated.”
Michael Seidel, writer 