Floofsichorean (catfinition) – a cat who likes to dance.
Pole Position
It’s like pole day at Indy out there.
Drivers are trying to cut corners to shave milliseconds off their errands, their mind on their lists as they try to save time while doing the things needed for them to enjoy the holidays.
Skipped
Has your mind ever skipped a day, so that you think it’s the next day, and you’re trying to do your activities based on the wrong day?
Yeah, that blows, doesn’t it? I never feel properly synchronized when that happens.
Misread
Don’t you hate it when you misread something? I misread a blurb tonight as, “Plant emails isotope.” Really baffled. Was it Robert Plant? Why was Plant emailing an isotope? Hell, how would someone email an isotope? Totally baffling until my mind made the correction: “Plant emits isotope.”
Makes more sense, but it’s a bit more worrisome, unless Plant was emailing the isotope to me. That’d be an interesting conversation. “Got an email from Robert Plant.” “The guy from Led Zeppelin?” “I guess. He sent me an isotope.” “Wait, what?”
Reflections
We’re mirrors, with endless reflections growing smaller and further away, and that’s not always good.
Three Minds
He was of three minds about what to do, one each from the past, present, and future. All asserted their opinions and wouldn’t back down, paralyzing him with indecision, and so, he did nothing.
Blood
He stared at the spot of blood on his neck and blew a long sigh of dejection. The razor would need to be replaced. Once a razor tasted blood, it could never be trusted again.
Flavor
He drank coffee from her cup. “Hmmm, coffee water,” he said.
“I tasted your coffee, yesterday,” she said. “It was so strong, I gagged. Who can drink such strong coffee?”
“A coffee lover,” he said.
Cleaning
Have you ever noticed that when you start cleaning something, you often discover, it’s dirtier than you realized?
Yeah.
Floofpossible
Floofpossible (catfinition) – something that would seem to be impossible, that a cat manages to do.
