Coffee Lemonade
My wife and I read that coffee lemonade is the latest hot new thing. Sadly, no businesses around here are offering. People that I speak with are not even aware of it.
It’s sad to live in such a backward and remote part of the world. I guess I’ll need to travel to a metropolitan area to sample coffee lemonade.
Quick check: what alcohol should be added to coffee lemonade to give it added zest?
Fansweatulous
It’s what you get when you start out feeling fantabulous but walk two miles in the heat and end up drenched in sweat.
Soap
Soap is great for washing up in the shower, but you ever notice that if you get it in the wrong place, it turns on you?
Food Suggestions
Have you ever been reading something, and the characters are eating, and you find yourself wanting what they were eating?
In a book I was reading, the main character had oatmeal and avocado. Now I want to try oatmeal and avocado.
I also enjoyed the many times in the book where the hero showed up and handed others coffee, and they were all, “Coffee!” It was instant, but still.
A Short and Startling Dream
I rocked up from sleep to look around.
The house was quiet. Everyone, even the cats that I saw, were asleep. Everyone except me.
3:25, according to my Fitbit.
The dream remained a fresh flow in my thoughts. I’d been at some ill-defined place. I remembered green grass as well as glass and cement. Awake, I thought, school, office, cemetery, mausoleum, hospital? None quite fit.
Wherever and whatever it was, I was there, along with other people. Everyone else was on their backs with their arms at their sides. I thought they were asleep. I didn’t know any of them. I thought there were eight people.
(And there was eight in my dreams again, I noted in a sidebar. Eight frequently comes up in my dreams.)
I thought everyone was sleeping but as I didn’t hear snoring, I began suspecting that they were dead. None of them moved.
It was cool. I was fully dressed in jeans and a polo shirt and shoes. Everyone I saw was dressed, too, and had shoes on. As I walked, I realized that I was in a small section of this place. Turning a corner, I saw thousands more people like that, all on their backs, not on beds, but on what seemed like stretches, like the EMT uses. There were orderly rows and rows of them.
I was shocked and concerned. Nobody was moving. Trying to puzzle out what was going on, I looked for documentation or equipment that would provide clues, but there were only massive rooms with white walls, shiny tiled floors, fluorescent lights, ceilings with acoustic tiles, and windows that revealed manicured grass lawns and a bright blue sky outside.
I started checking. Are these people dead, or…
It seemed like they were breathing, but everyone’s eyes were closed. Nobody snored. I touched a woman and a man and found them warm. Nobody seemed injured. I didn’t recognize anyone. Most were white and middle-aged. There were men and women. I didn’t see any children, and it was absolutely quiet. The only noise I heard the entire time was the sound of my steps when I walked.
Panicking, I thought, maybe this is a ward for a disease. Maybe these people were being quarantined. As I thought these things, I looked around and concluded that it wasn’t a hospital, but I didn’t know what it was. That didn’t mean that these people weren’t in quarantine, because they could be using a school or office for it because something big had happened.
Struggling to understand it, I tried recalling how I arrived there, and failed. I retraced my steps to see if there was a space where I’d slept. Unsure where I’d been, I kept walking and searching for where I’d started. I didn’t see any empty beds. Nor did I see any doors.
Realizing that, I thought, there’s no way out, and then thought, how did I get in here, then?
Then I awoke, sweating and alarmed. It all seemed so ill-defined that it bothered me.
It took some time before I went back to sleep.
Floofvice
Floofvice (catfinition) – the things humans say to cats and other animals as help.
In use: “”I have some floofvice for you,” he said to his bored tabby cat. “Don’t eat your fur. Just lick it off and spit it out of your mouth. Just because it’s in your mouth doesn’t mean that you have to swallow.””
Heard On the Radio, Read on the Net
A radio announcer said she’d read a survey of millennials between twenty-one and thirty-seven years old. The results said that fifty-three percent of them expected to be millionaires and the average millennial expected to retire by age fifty-six.
I read today that millennials are the worse tippers. Ten percent of them don’t tip at all when they eat out. Their average gratuity is fifteen percent.
Guess they’re saving up to be millionaires.
Seen at Graduation
A young woman held up this sign, written in black marker on torn cardboard, at her college graduation ceremony this weekend.
Empathy
You ever hear someone unloose a long, heavy sigh, and think, yep, I know exactly how you feel?
Yep.