Kitnetic Energy (catfinition): Energy a cat possesses by virtue of being in motion. Felines have several forms of energy, among them sleep, purr, nocturnal, and mischief. All can be transformed into kitnetic energy, whereby the cat moves with startling kittenish enthusiasm.
Floof-sandwich
Floof-sandwich (catfinition): A person caught between two (or more) cats engaged in an activity. The cats can be sleeping, pinning the person down, or fighting, with the person trying to separate them, or sitting on either side of the person, watching them, and trying to will them to feed the cats now.
“Seinfeld” On Mars Dream
I dreamed I was watching the old “Seinfeld” television show, but I was on Mars, in my ship. Awakening from watching the show, I experienced a panic attack, because I wasn’t in my Mars ship. My airlock and cockpit, which should have been to my left, were missing. I freaked. Where the hell were they? Where am I? Then, it was like someone had removed a camera lens filter. The light changed; the room darkened. I recognized that I was in my office recliner, on Earth. I’d fallen asleep watching “Seinfeld,” and dreamed I was watching it on Mars.
Which made me chuckle. It was the same episode on Mars as the one that I was watching when I awakened, “The Parking Garage,” from the second season, I think. This episode is where Kramer bought an air-conditioning unit, George is supposed to be taking his parents to a play for their anniversary, and Elaine has goldfish in a bag. Nobody knows where they’ve parked their car, so they’re wandering around, searching. I guess as they wandered, I took off for Mars.
Felinarium
Felinarium (catfinition): A room or structure devoted to the care and well-being of cats (believed to be from Olde Felyne).
Kittyvoyance
Kittyvoyance (catfinition): a cat’s ability to gain information about a person, location, object, or event through through their quantum senses.
Bookcat
Bookcat (catfinition): 1. Person who reads with the focus and devotion of a stalking feline. 2. A feline who likes to sit on books.
Felineade
Felineade (catfinition): a song, typically adapted from popular music, that you sing to your cat. Also known as cat-songs, felineades should not be confused with kittiebys.