Floofbitzer (catfinition) – a cat who provides unwanted advice or broadly comments about events and activities.
Statement
He didn’t think his cat thought much of the holiday and his plans, because the animal went out, caught and killed a bird, and brought it to him.
Yes, his cat had given him the bird.
It had to be the holiday.
Floofcipe
Floofcipe (catfinition) – a floofcipe is a set of instructions given for how to approach and care for a specific cat, because all cats are not the same.
Wednesday’s Theme Music
I associate this song with Thanksgiving, and as it’s the day before Thanksgiving in America, I thought I’d proffer this humorous, mellow gem from nineteen sixty-seven.
Peace out.
Omens
Do you ever get up in the night because you heard a noise, or need to pee, or want a glass of water, and step into a pile of cat puke, and think, (after some disgusted cursing), that’s not a good sign? Do you ever then walk barefoot outside to admire the sunrise and breath in the fresh air, and step into another vomit puddle, and think, that’s not a good omen for the day?
Anyone know a good hairball remedy for cats?
Floofbling
Floofbling (catfinition) – 1. one or more cats having a common owner; 2. a dog or person that a cat treats as a sibling; 3. sparkling jewelry worn by a cat (slang)
Mr. December
Hello,
Welcome. Come in. I’ve been waiting for you. Come on, all of you. That’s another room. Just don’t stop at the door. Is everyone in? Good.
I don’t want to keep you, so I’ll be succinct. I know it’s early, but many of you have been thinking about me. Yes, I am Mr. December.
For some of you, I’m the last month of the year. Others consider me the holiday month, a holy month, or the start or winter, or summer, or some other season.
I took this time out to meet with you early because I know many of you have been thinking about me. I just want to reassure you that if you treat me like any other month, we’ll get along fine. There really is nothing to worry about.
Now. Go back to Ms November, and have a wonderful time. She’s a great month, if you just slow down and spend a little time with her.
See you next month.
Catlendar
Catlendar (catfinition) – a chart or series of pages by which cats track time. Catlendars have only one day – Caturday. Every day is Caturday for cats.
But you knew that.
Floofnatic
Floofnatic (catfinition) – 1. A cat-crazy person; 2. any institute or organization obsessed with cats; 3. a crazy cat.
Floof Shui
Floof Shui (catfinition) – the practice of arranging your home or business environment so your cat(s) are comfortable.
