Floofnine (catfinition) – a cat who thinks it’s a dog; a cat who behaves like a dog.
Floofbilation
Floofbilation (catfinition) – a cat’s expression of great happiness and triumph; a human’s feeling of great happiness and triumph when with an animal, especially a cat.
Meowtometer
Meowtometer (catfinition) – device catologists employ to access the strength of a cat’s meow. The magnitude and intensity of the meows are usually reported on the NutterFlutter scale, named after the inventor’s calico cat, Nutter Flutter.
Tumblefloof
Tumblefloof (catfinition) – shed cat fur that collects and tumbles around a house; a cat who likes to tumble around.
Monday’s Theme Music
This is another from the latter days of my childhood. I guess David Cassidy’s passing juxtaposed with the holiday season has opened the memory stream onto that era of my existence.
I learned of Shel Silverstein through Playboy magazine. People would throw them out for recycle pickup; we’d ferret them out of the piles while we were waiting for the school bus. I didn’t know he was a song writer. I enjoyed several of his songs without being aware that he’d written them, not learning about his part in the musical portion of my childhood until Shel died in nineteen ninety-nine.
Streaming today is a Shel classic. Written by him and performed by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show, “The Cover of the Rolling Stone” was ubiquitously played and referenced in every sort of social media available in nineteen seventy-two and seventy-three. Why not? The satirical lyrics about the meaning of success substantially differed from other songs out there during that era, and the band played it way over the top. Fabulous.
Listen for yourself and decide.
Floofjersey
Floofjersey (catfinition) – the state of being a cat on the American east coast, along with Catsylvania, and North and South Catalina. Another recognized state of being a cat is on the west, in Catifornia. In the Midwest, cats are known to reside in the states of Arcatsas, Catsas, and Catorado.
Floonk
Floonk (catfintion) – cat fail, such as trying to jump from one surface to another, and missing. Catologists note that floonks are followed by intense grooming sessions, apparently as an effort for the cat to save face and pretend that they didn’t floonk.
Turncat
Turncat (catfinition) – a cat who switches sides; a traitor.
In use: “We would have struggled to find her,” authorities said, “except for a turncat who betrayed their owner to save Mr. Obama. The cat hair on the Obama package was microscopically consistent with the hair of one of Poff’s cats.”
“Would-be Obama assassin identified by cat hairs, authorities say”
h/t msn.com