Floofsonal Space (catfinition) – the immediate space surrounding a person that a cat claims.
Coffee Quotes
I stumbled across a page of quotes about coffee today as I navigated the labyrinth of the web. My favorite is the Sinclair post I set as my featured image. Here are the others, and a link to the page, found at WritersWrite. h/t to Amanda Patterson for coming up with this selection.
The Top 10 Quotes About Coffee
- Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? ~Albert Camus
- I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~T.S. Eliot
- It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. ~Dave Barry
- I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism. ~Abigail Reynolds
- Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. ~Terri Guillemets
- No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee’. ~Cherise Sinclair
- Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring. ~Honoré de Balzac
- I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. ~Louisa May Alcott
- That’s something that annoys the hell out of me- I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t. ~J.D. Salinger
- In Seattle, you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running. ~Jeff Bezos
Do you have a favorite coffee quote, writers?
Quidfloof
Quidfloof (catfinition) – a nosy cat, demanding to know, what now?
Ed. Note: specifying “nosy cat” seems redundant. Aren’t all cats nosy?
In perflooftuity
In perflooftuity (catfinition) – a forever cat.
Out
He went to the door, opened it, and looked back and down at the animal. “Do you want to go out?” he said.
The cat looked at him. Out? Out? What’s that?
Floofsichorean
Floofsichorean (catfinition) – a cat who likes to dance.
Floofpyracy
Floofpyracy (catfinition) – an act of criminal mischief or robbery by one cat perpetrated upon another.
Herding Cats
You ever have a morning where it feels like you’ve been herding cats, and the cats just don’t want to be herded?
Yeah. More coffee, please.
Skipped
Has your mind ever skipped a day, so that you think it’s the next day, and you’re trying to do your activities based on the wrong day?
Yeah, that blows, doesn’t it? I never feel properly synchronized when that happens.
Flooflified
Flooflified (catfinition) – to modify or change the form or qualities of something so that it suits a cat; changes a cat makes to make itself more comfortable and contented.
