Science fiction, fantasy, mystery and what-not
Infloofxicate (catfinition) – to excite or stupefy by a cat’s behavior or presence to the point where control and intentions are markedly diminished.
In use: “Rocky’s wild antics trying to capture the laser dot infloofxicated Mark, and he fell behind with his plans.”
Mash is the nickname I’ve given the mail the United States Postal Service delivers to my post box. It’s a truncating and combining of two words, as I’m wont to do. In this instance, the two words are mail trash. By my estimate, my mail is ninety percent mash. Two percent is personal, and eight percent is bills.
Aggrandizefloof (catfinition) – a cat that appears greater than really is the case.
In use: “Her fur aggrandizefloofed Ashley’s weight and size.”
Several good results emerge from being able (and maybe allowing myself) to stream music in my brain.
Some negatives do exist.
And of course, free will is often derailed. For instance, right now I’m streaming this.
The highway’s jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
Everybody’s out on the run tonight
but there’s no place left to hide
Together Wendy we can live with the sadness
I’ll love you with all the madness in my soul
Oh-oh, someday girl I don’t know when
we’re gonna get to that place
Where we really wanna go
and we’ll walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us
baby we were born to run
h/t AZLyrics.com
It’s not by choice, and it’s been running about thirty minutes. Stream along with me, if you know the tune.
Say whaaat?
Catcerdotal (catfinition) – of or relating to felines.
In use: “Stepping into utility room, we discovered a trove of catcerdotal items.”
Telecathic (catfinition) – a person who can directly communicate with a cat by way of thinking.
Accatuate (catfinition) – to accent a layout or organization, especially in a home, to accommodate cats.
In use: “Carpet covered climbing trees for cats were placed by the sun-filled window on the east side, accatuating the home as a residence for at least one feline.”
Meowchiavelianism (catfinition) – a cat’s employment of duplicity in catcraft or in general conduct for personal gain.
You ever hear someone say, “I’m getting some socks for my feet,” and wonder, where else do you use your socks?
Yeah, just wondering.
