Catgregate (catfinition) – felines gathering in a mass.
In use: “After he rose from bed and emptied his bowels, noisy felines catgregated and then followed him toward the feeding area.”
Floof mob
Floof mob (catfinition) – a clowder of cats summoned by a sound or movement to a designated location to perform an indicated action before dispersing.
In use: “As soon as the can’s lid was pulled back, a talkative floof-mob encircled his legs, with each putting forward their reasons for why they should be fed first.”
Multi-floofing
Multi-floofing (catfinition) – a form of multi-tasking that involves trying to concurrently serve several cats’ demands.
In use: “He had to multi-floof in the morning, petting each cat and scratching their heads and chins, answering their meows while filling kibble bowls and doling out portions of wet food that addressed their dietary restrictions.”
Vancat
Vancat (catfinition) – the cat(s) at the forefront of an activity or movement, typically a female.
In use: “Being more intelligent and aggressive than the others, Jade was seen as the vancat of anything feline happening in the house.”
Floofphasic Sleep
Floofphasic Sleep (catfinition) – a pattern of slumber habits directed or influenced by feline activity.
In use: “Floofphasic sleep became his norm as he rose at midnight to bring the cats into the house, three to let the scamperfloof out of the house, and again at four to let them back in.”
Amicatable
Amicatable (catfinition) – a friendly feline.
In use: “Blue is amicatable, greeting strangers on the street with purring confidence and a raised tail.”
Friday’s Bumper Sticker
I know some cats that might disagree with this bumper sticker’s sentiment. Then again, they probably won’t disagree, because they would need to acknowledge that they failed. Everyone knows that cats never admit that they failed. They always act cool, and claim, “Yeah, I meant to do that. I meant to miss that window sill. Fooled you, didn’t I?”
Catpulsion
Catpulsion (catfinition) – a feline’s irresistible activity or behavior, often impelled by an urgent or obsessive need to act.
In use: “Whenever the bathroom door closed, Ittybitty catpulsion to supervise her humans kicked in, and she scratched frantically at the door to get in.”
Exfloofagant
Exfloofagant (catfinition) – something involving cats that exceeds the bounds of reason and necessity.
In use: “Michael was exfloofagant, posting manufactured words about cats every day.”
