Floofing Hour

Floofing Hour (floofinition) – 1. A period, which may be more or less than an hour, when an animal displays annoying or irritating behavior.

In use: “The floofing hour, when the cats came in demanding food and attention, was debilitating as everything was stopped to attend the floofs.”

2. The time(s) of a day or night when the quantum portals are open, enhancing animals’ skills as well as allowing them transport between dimenstions.

In use: “For the less adept floofs, the Floofing Hour was posted on the Floofnet, accessible to any animal at any time, but the more developed creatures were telefloofically connected and knew the time with a simple thought.”

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Haifloof #83

Sunbeam to moonbeam

He stretches out north to south

And takes his leisure

August 24, 2022 0

Wednesday’s Wandering Thought

The sign said, “Welcome back to our new store.”

He wondered if he could be welcomed back to a place which was new.

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Floof-in-waiting

Floof-in-waiting (floofinition) – 1. (archaic) An animal who helps humans cope with or overcome issues, now often called a ‘service animal’ or ‘therapy animal’.

In use: “Gypsy was Sara’s floof-in-waiting, warning Sara when an attack was imminent and raising the alarm so that others would come and help her people friend.”

2. An animal waiting for something to happen.

In use: “Trouble knew her second daily walk came after dinner at six thirty, and would usually take up station at the door, leash in mouth, at six twenty-five, and sit, a perfect floof-in-waiting.”

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Flooftween

Flooftween (floofinition) – 1. A period when a household doesn’t have a resident animal.

In use: “After losing Grace, they stayed flooftween for a few weeks before a new animal found them.”

2. When an animal is jointly engaged in two locations.

In use: “His pets love it when he opens the back or front door, as that allows them to be flooftween, lying on the floor in the house in front of the door, half in, half out.”

3. An animal shared by more than one.

In use: “The big black and white tom was supposed to be a stray but the flooftween was known as Mike at one house, Scratchy at another, Fluffy at a third, and Samson at a fourth, enjoying food service, napping locations, and playing and grooming episodes at all four sites.”

August 23, 2022 0

He Heard

She said, “I need to find silver hoops.”

He heard, “I need to find silver boots.”

And that’s when the fun began.

August 23, 2022 0

Overheard

The first woman said, “She is fostering two kittens and I’ll bet she’s going to be a foster fail.”

The other woman replied, “Wait, did you say that you had a cat that lost its tail?”

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Sunday’s Wandering Thought

Sometimes when he was people watching, he wondered how many of them would be shit flingers if they were monkeys. Just one of many things he wondered, but there it was.

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Saturday’s Wandering Thought

He walked down the street to a little bakery, bought coffee and brought it back to the vacation house. Climbing the steps to their room to give her coffee in bed, he sang, “Coffee man. Coffee man. He brings you coffee when no one can.”

She giggled like a happy child. “Coffee Man has always been my favorite superhero.”