Flooftatership

Flooftatership (floofinition) – Floofocratic rule or control of a household by an animal. Origins: Middle Latin. First known use noted in 1542, in France.

In use: “The novel by George Orwell, 1984, revolves around a rebellion led by two pigs who install a flooftatership.”

In use: “It’s often not an animal’s size that enables it to create a flooftatership that leaves it ruling over other pets, but it’s willful behavior and clear vision that it’s the one who is supposed to be in charge.”

In use: “The little callie came in and started sniffing around. The dogs walked up to investigate her and were rewarded with two explosive swats. Thus began Daisy’s flooftatership in the Dawson household.”

Recent use: “After her old canine, formally known as Dust Bunny but commonly called Queenie or Your Highness, passed on, Willow’s other pets seemed unsure about what to do after living in the late pooch’s flooftatership for more than ten years.”