The Floof Second Rule

The Floof Second Rule (floofinition) – An animal’s right to take something if it’s not in use or looked at for one second (+/- .5 second margin of error).

In use: “Using the floof second rule, the cat took a piece of lunch meat, hopped off the table, and left.”

Create a free website or blog at

Up ↑

%d bloggers like this: