Blufloofery

Blufloofery (floofinition) – Behavior or sounds made by animals which are aggressive or overly boastful. Origins: California, United States, late nineteenth century.

In Use: “The established house dog, Duke, approached the new feline floofies. Just a few weeks old, they were instantly blufloofery, threatening the big boxer with SHPC: spits, hisses, puffed fur, and claw swipes.”

Recent Use: “People who rescue abused animals often must deal with a blufloofery dog and use patience, a calm voice, time, and treats to win the floofs over.”

Floofhand

Floofhand (floofinition) – 1. Someone hired to tend animals.

In use: “After adding more rescued animals (saved from wildfires, hurricanes, winter storms, and abandonment), she decided to get serious and hire several floofhands.”

2. The preferred hand for petting or scratching an animal.

In use: “She reached out the bet the cat. Jerking back, he carefully sniffed her floofhand before accepting her affection.”

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