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Raison d’floof (floofinition) – the reason or justification for having housepets
In use: “The latest addition was a kitten, which increased the housepet’s population to twelve, including the birds. Their raison d’floof was that the cat needed a home, and they could provide it.”
Raison d’floof (Catfinition): The cat or cats who provide you with reasons to get up in the morning. It’s usually to be fed, or you hear them hacking up a furball, or they’re not beside you, where they usually are, or they’re making noises in the other room, so you have to get up, and go see what’s going on. Whatever the reason, this raison d’floof helps you get up and get things done.
Michael Seidel, writer 