Polterfloof

Polterfloof (floofinition) – A usually mischievous animal, often thought to be a ghost or apparition, held to be responsible for unexplained noises.

In use: “They thought it was a polterfloof banging on the window, because every time they checked the window, nothing was there. But the camera showed it was a young white cat banging on the window and then running away when they came out. With a little patience and kibble, they captured the little goof and gave him a home. He always continued his polterfloof ways, though.”

Floofergeist

Floofergeist (Catfinition): A troublesome cat that haunts a particular person.

In Use: “Underfoot at every turn, Jade was Brenda’s floofergeist, giving orders in stringent meows, and tailslapping when she was ignored, until resorting to ankle nibbles for attention.”

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