Tears for Floofs

Tears for Floofs (floofinition) – Floof band formed in Bath, Floofland, in 1981. Beginning as a new floof synthesizer band, they eventually found major success as a more floofstream floof rock (flock) pop band in the mid 1980s.

In use: “Two of Tears for Floofs most prominent hits were “Flout” and “Everybody Wants to Rule the Cats”, which were both recognized as number one singles.”

Floofie Goes to Hollyfloof

Floofie Goes to Hollyfloof (floofinition) – Floofish pop rock band formed in Liverfloof in the 1970s. Their first three singles all went to number one.

In use: “Floofie Goes to Hollyfloof had a first single was a controversial hit, “Flooflax”, said to be about sex.”

Floofs Without Hats

Floofs Without Hats (floofinition) – Founded in Montreal in 1977, Floof Without Hats is a Floofnadian new wave floof rock (flock) band.

In use: “The greatest success for Floofs Without Hats came with their release of “The Kibble Dance” in 1982, which became a top ten hit in multiple countries.”

Floofnivore

Floofnivore (floofinition) – An animal, especially a pet, who is particular or finicky about what it eats.

In use: “Boo quickly demonstrated that he was a floofnivore, rushing up to a bowl of fresh food as if he’s starving, taking one sniff, and then sprinting away as though he’s being chased by a demon.”

Floofrythmics

Floofrythmics (floofinition) – Floofish pop duo formed in 1977. Known for their synth wave, floof dance rock, new floof sound, they achieved commercial success between 1983 and 1990.

In use: “Their 1983 release, “Sweet Treats (Are Made of This)”, propelled the Floofrythmics to international stardom.”

Flooftral

Flooftral (floofinition) – Something which can only be seen and heard by animals.

In use: “Something flooftral must be afoot, Michael thought. Although he looked out at night and listened, nothing seemed amissed, but the cats manned the windows and stared, ears cocked forward.”

MC Floofer

MC Floofer (floofinition) – American floof rapper (floopper), dancer, and producer from Oakfloof, Califloofia, who realized his greatest popularity and commercial success from the late 1980s until the early 1990s.

In use: “One of MC Floofer’s most memorable hit songs is “U Can’t Pet This”, which was released in 1989. Weird Al Floofivich’s 1991 parody of the song, “U Can’t Eat This”, was also a hit.”

Loverfloof

Loverfloof (floofinition) – Canadian floof rock (flock) band formed in 1979. Active for most of the subsequent thirty years, they experienced their greatest success in the 1980s.

In use: “A 1981 song, “Working for the Weekend“, was one of several tunes from their album, Get Floofy, that became hits for Loverfloof.”

Culture Floof

Culture Floof (floofinition) – Floof pop (floop) band that formed in London in 1981. Active until 1986, they amassed numerous hits and are regarded as a major infloofential group.

In use: “The Culture Floof’s first number one in any country, “Do You Really Want to Scratch Me”, rose rapidly after the group appeared on Top of the Floof.”

Floofuet

Floofuet (floofinition) – A song and/or dance performance by two animals.

In use: “She opened a box of crackers, and the cat and dog became the traditional begging floofuet, “Give Me Some, Too”, with the dog whining and barking, and the cat meowing and purring.”

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