“I stayed in a beautiful home,” she said. “You could tell it belonged to a single woman by its decor.”

“How?”

“Well, like the pillows on the bed. She had thirteen pillows on the bed.”

“How does that indicate it belonged to a single woman?”

“Because another woman would say, “Oh, thirteen pillows, how lovely.” A man would say, “Why do you have thirteen pillows?”

Well, she had him there; it was what he’d been thinking.