Apfloofrition (floofinition) – A rare or unusual appearance of an animal.
In Use: “People enjoy sharing photos and videos on Flooftube of apfloofritions, particularly cats showing up in their house, when they don’t own a cat!”
Confloofdiction
Confloofdiction (floofinition) An expectation and counter-expectation about what an animal will do, which are simultaneously correct and wrong. Origins: Anglo-Floof and Latin, first noted use in 14th century.
In Use: “Feline confloofdictions such as biting the hand which feeds them and then cuddling with the person they bit is one large reasons cats seem like floofnigmas.”
Bowltending
Bowltending (floofinition) – 1. Tendency among animals to stay by the food bowl.
In Use: “The new puppy named Romeo tended toward bowltending, often sleeping in it after eating his share, keeping other animals from eating.”
In Use: “Small but fierce, Barry bowltended, snapping and growling at the others who tried to eat some food.”
2. Habit among animals to closely monitor what people are eating.
In Use: “Eating at his computer, Matt had to defend his food against Max as the big floof jumped up into bowltending mode.”
Recent Use: “With assiduous bowltending and heavy doses of cute, housefloofs are often able to eat whatever their taste buds desire.”
Michael Seidel, writer 