The Cat Chant
Sung by three cats as a round
Entertain me
Cause I’m a cat
Entertain me
Not like that
Entertain me
With a toy
Entertain me
That was just a ploy
Entertain me
With a song
Entertain me
That one is wrong
Entertain me
Let me out
Entertain me
Just not now
Entertain me
Scratch my head
Entertain me
Touch me now and you’ll be dead
Entertain me
Give me food
Entertain me
I’m not in the mood
Entertain me
Because I’m bored
Entertain me
My life is such a chore
Entertain me
Cause I’m a cat
Entertain me
Not like that
Charges
Charge the morning
Charge the night
Charge the day
Charge the light
Charge the phone
And the car as well
Charge it all
On the way to hell
Charge your buys
At the stores
Charge your donations
To the poor
Charge the present
With some crimes
Charge the past
With guilty signs
Charge the government
And politicians, too
Charge me
And I’ll charge you
Michael Seidel, writer 