Affloofuent (catfinition) – having an abundance of cats.
In use: “Besides being a reader, writer, and beer-drinker, and beer-drinking, he’s an affloofuent individual, with multiple cats lounging close at hand during all times and activities.”
Floofcate
Floofcate (catfinition) – to sooth or mollify a cat through concessions.
In use: Kevin rose from the chair. The little tabby cat jumped into the vacated space.
“There,” Kevin said. “Are you satisfied?”
The cat began washing her paw.
“I’ll just…stand,” Kevin said, staring at the cat. “I sit too much anyway.”
The things he did to floofcate his pet.
Shrinking
I can’t believe how quickly and ruthlessly modern clothing and accessories shrink. Even my leather belts are shrinking.
Really, what’s the world coming to?
Cats on the Floor
Cats on the floor,
cats on the bed.
Cats running around,
even jumping on my head.
Cats demanding food,
cats demanding love.
Cats wanting attention,
and cats wanting none.
Cats on the Internet,
cats in my dreams.
Cats serving notice,
they are the kings and queens.
The Chances
You ever step on a floof’s dinglberry that’s a quarter inch in diameter, and the only one in the room, and wonder, what are the chances of that happening in a two-hundred eighty square foot room at four in the morning?
As Sheldon would say, “We could do the math.”
Green-eyed Floofster
Green-eyed Floofster (catfinition) – Animal who is jealous of other cats and displays this in passive-aggressive behavior.
In use: “Being a green-eyed floofster, Benji the cat would walk over and sit on Martha the dog’s head whenever their people gave the canine attention.”
Catopox
Catopox (catfinition): An illness people use to call in sick or stay in bed, brought on by an unwillingness to disturb a sleeping animal. Originally associated with cats, the illness has been extended to include any animal.
Michael Seidel, writer 