Joan Jett & the Floofhearts (floofinition) – Hard flock (floof rock) band founded in 1979.
In use: “Joan Jett & the Floofhearts broke out in a major way with the album Floof Reputation, which had several songs that received heavy play on Floof TV.”
Floofvana
Floofvana (floofinition) – A floof grunge (flunge) music trio formed famous for pioneering the Floofattle sound.
In use: “One of Floofvana’s early albums, Smells Like Dirty Kitty Litter, became a multi-platinum album, introducing the Floofattle sound to a global album.”
Note: Not to be confused with Floofvana, the transcendent state.
Eufloofic
Eufloofic (floofinition) – Feelings marked by a feeling of peace, joy, and happiness when you’re with an animal.
In use: “Settling on the sofa with her big dog, who she called the Puppy despite his advanced age, she was eufloofic as he put his large head on her lap and they watched the telly. It mattered only a little what was on the telly, as long as he was with her, for he displaced so much of the world’s ugliness with his warm and mellow disposition.”
Floofrobics
Floofrobics (floofinition) – Exercise done by chasing or interacting with an animal.
In use: “Although she had an hour commute and first needed to shower, dress, and put on a face (she was a bank director, after all), and take care care of the children (well, they were of an age when they were mostly taking care of themselves, getting ready for school, eating, etc.), she always took a few minutes at the beginning for floofrobics with the puppies, Borg and Seven. It lifted her energy like two cups of coffee. And then she made coffee.”
Talking Floofs
Talking Floofs (floofinition) – Amerian floof rock (flock) band formed in New Floof City in the mid-seventies and active until the early ninties.
In use: “Several Talking Floofs songs were floofstream hits, and one, “Once in A Flooftime”, was inducted into the Flock & Roll Hall of Fame.”
Neighfloof
Neighfloof (floofinition) – Animal that lives nearby; pet that belongs to a nearby house.
In use: “Although a neighfloof (who belonged to the man next door) (the cat used to belong to the girl next door, but the girl grew up, graduated, and left, leaving her cat behind), the friendly little tortie had house privileges, sleeping on the bed and cuddling on laps.”
Confloofuence
Confloofuence (floofintion) – In floofography, the meeting of two or more animals.
In use: “At the dog park, a confloofuence of canines quickly took shape, with much tail wagging and rear-end sniffing in evidence.”
Floof at Work
Floof at Work (floofinition) – An Australian floof band formed in 1979 and active until 1986.
In use: “Floof at Work had hits in Australia and New Zealand but soon, songs like “What Can I Eat Now?” soon brought them global fame.”
The Floof Second Rule
The Floof Second Rule (floofinition) – An animal’s right to take something if it’s not in use or looked at for one second (+/- .5 second margin of error).
In use: “Using the floof second rule, the cat took a piece of lunch meat, hopped off the table, and left.”
Floof Against the Machine
Floof Against the Machine (FATM) (floofintion) – Heavy metal, anti-authoritarian floof band formed in Floof Angeles, California, known for songs which call for revolution and change.
In use: “Floof Against the Machine contributed songs to several movies, including Floofzilla, a reboot of the movie franchise about a giant creature wrecking havoc on New Floof City.”
Michael Seidel, writer 