Flooflong (floofinition) – a unit of distance equal to a housepet in repose; a yearning for a housepet or to be with a housepet; a housepet’s desire for something such as food or a location, such as someone’s lap; a wish to be a pet or like a housepet.

In use: “On hot days, the walk across the living room was four flooflongs as the cats all spread out on the cool hardwood floor.”