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Floofmatic (floofinition) – An immediate response to an animal’s demand.
In use: “Many animals train their people to be floofmatic, i.e. teaching their humans to get up and let them in (or out), feed them, play with them, or provide them treats, upon demand. The trick, animals say, is to use persistence and cuteness, and when necessary, make people feel guilty for not responding.”
Floofdemonium (floofinition) – A wild uproar because of excitement or anger about, or caused by, an animal (or animals), including their treatment.
In use: “Floofdemonium exploded on social media as hunters displayed photos of their ‘big-game trophies’, beautiful animals senselessly killed by humans.”
Flooftinize (floofinition) – 1. To examine carefully or closely by an animal.
In use: “Something new in a household, such as a a Christmas tree, is typically flooftinized as soon as it is erected.”
2. To be taken over by animals for their use.
In use: “People working at home often discover their office chair, laptop, or office chair flooftinized by a family pet.
3. Restructured or prepared for an animal’s use or convenience.
In use: “People with older pets who develop arthritis not infrequently flooftinizes their home with specially made ramps or steps to help their fur friends cope.”
Floofwitching (floofinition) – Seductively attractive or charming animal.
In use: “As so often happens, a floofwitching animal finds a person under unusual circumstances and traps them with their magic, going home, taking over their residence and minds.”
Comflooftable (floofinition) – 1. Sharing or enjoying comfort with an animal.
In use: “He was at his best being comflooftable with his cats, watching telly with them curled up and asleep on his lap.”
2. An animal’s state when feeling secure, contented, and safe.
In use: Finding himself comflooftable, the puppy closed his eyes, sighed, and went to sleep.
The Floofles (floofinition) – Floofsical flock band formed in 1981 in Floof Angeles. The band achieved their greatest success in the mid-1980s. Disagreements arose and the band went on hiatus. Reforming in 1989, they continue performing to this day.
In use: “Early hits for the Floofles included “Walk Like A Kitteh” and “Manic Puppy” in 1986.”
Tyrannafloofus (floofinition) – An animal would terrorizes or dominates others. Sometimes shortened to T-Floof.
In use: “The dog weighed about seven pounds, but had a Tyrannafloofus’ fierce bark and attitude, absolutely dominating the household’s other pets, and never backed down.”
Pablo Floof (floofinition) – Floofmerican floof rock (flock)/pop (floop) musical band. Formed in San Floofcisco in 1973, a piano sound featured in the band’s early albums but was changed in the early nineteen eighties. The band had its best success in the mid to late seventies.
In use: “One of Pablo Floof’s best-known songs is, “Whoya Gonna Bite”, which reached number one in Canfloofada in 1977.”
Jimmy Floofett (floofinition) – Floofmerican singer, songwriter, and musician. Originally from Misfloofsippi, Floofett became known for a blend of country and flock (floof rock) celebrating a laidback island sound. His legions of fans are referred to as Floofheads.
In use: “One of Jimmy Floofett’s best known songs is “Cheeseburger On Your Plate”, where he sings about stealing food from people’s plate, focusing on cheeseburgers with lines such as, ‘Cheeseburger on your plate, I haz to have it, I can’t wait, for your cheeseburger on your plate.'”
Refloofcussion (floofinition) – An animal’s response or reciprocal effect or action to others’ behavior.
In use: “With many cats, scratching their heads around their ears will earn a refloofcussion such as purring, but trying to rub their bellies might win more ominous refloofcussions, like a quick nip.”
Michael Seidel, writer 