Floof-for-all
Floof-for-all (floofinition) Conflict or competition between animals where all are pitted against one another and there are no allies or alliances.
In use: “Once freed of their kennel (by the cat), the puppies engaged in a floof-for-all while the cat jumped up on the window sill and watched.”
Floofservative
Floofservative (floofinition) – Animal who dislikes changes.
In use: “After Kelly re-arranged the living room furniture, Tigress, a staunch floofservative who enjoyed routines, marched around, tail swishing, making derogatory mews about what had been done to her space.”
Prefloofnition
Prefloofnition (floofinition) – Ability to foresee that an animal is about to do something.
In use: “When Tyler’s ears perked up and his attention swiveled to the window, Maisy’s prefloofnition kicked in. As she said, “No, Tyler,” Tyler ripped out a string of barks and raced toward the door.”
Flooftown
Flooftown (floofinition) – Flang (floof slang) for a place dedicated to animals.
In use: “The dog was not happy, explaining to the cats, “I heard her sayin’ that she’s taking me to flooftown,” which was the floofhold expression for the vet, gathering by his tone that he didn’t mean the other flooftown, the floofpark (to which the cats were never invited to go).”
Michael Seidel, writer 