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Floofmiscuous (floofinition) – Having many animal partners, not restricting to one animal friend.
In use: “Rocky was floofmiscuous, becoming sleeping buddies with Grace, the black cat from next door, and permitting Blur, the long-haired ginger and white fellow from across the street, to join him and Sam, the household’s resident black dog, in their chasing games.”
Flooftentment (floofinition)- Quality or state of being relaxed or happy when with an animal.
In use: “Many pet owners find deep flooftentment when they nap with their fur or feather friends. Something about having the other beside them, trusting and relaxed, helps drain frustrations, worries, and stress out of their bodies.”
Floofjet (floofinition) – An extremely fast animal.
In use: “Missy had heard that black labs were energetic, but when she let the two-year-old that she adopted loose in the fenced backyard, he demonstrated he was an untiring floofjet, racing around at amazing high speed. Naturally, she had to name him, “Jet”, just like in the Paul and Linda McCartney song.”
Floof Magnet (floofinition) – Person or object that attracts animals.
In use: “Although she didn’t have any pets, others’ pets — especially cats — went to her wherever she went, as though she was a floof magnet pulling them in.”
Baise-floof (floofinition) – A kiss given by or to an animal as a greeting or show of respect.
In use: “Whenever he arrived home, a baise-floof was shared between him and his rescue pittie before anything else took place.”
Nightfloof (floofinition) – Nocturnal animals.
In use: “The heat compelled the cats to sleep from just past sunrise to just before sunset, firming their predilection to be nightfloofs to the household’s detriment, as their escapades and earnestness to have others join in their fun kept awakening everyone.”
Michael Seidel, writer 