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The Floof Second Rule (floofinition) – An animal’s right to take something if it’s not in use or looked at for one second (+/- .5 second margin of error).
In use: “Using the floof second rule, the cat took a piece of lunch meat, hopped off the table, and left.”
The Floof Fighters (floofinition) – Cat and dog musical rock band formed in the Floofattle area in 1994.
In use: “Led by Floof Grohl, with songs like, “Learning to Bite”, the Floof Fighters have gone from regional wonder to international success.”
Floof Leppard (floofinition) – Floofish rock band who struck commercial success with a string of hits in the 1980s and 90s.
In use: “The song “Pour Some Kibble for Me” struck number two on the Floofboard Hot 100 for Floof Leppard in 1987.”
Floof Against the Machine (FATM) (floofintion) – Heavy metal, anti-authoritarian floof band formed in Floof Angeles, California, known for songs which call for revolution and change.
In use: “Floof Against the Machine contributed songs to several movies, including Floofzilla, a reboot of the movie franchise about a giant creature wrecking havoc on New Floof City.”
Flooflift (floofinition) – 1. The process of carrying a pet to change their location.
In use: “Her cat was in her chair, so she used a flooflift to move him, racing him back to the chair so she could sit first.”
2. An The joy or happiness felt from being with an animal; comfort brought to another by an animal.
In use: “Misery was settling in, taking her into a downward spiral, but her pittie came to her, kissing her and giving her a flooflift with his attention.”
Floofnyrd Skynyrd (floofinition) – An American southern rock floof band known for bluesy power ballads, active beginning in the late sixties.
In use: “One of Floofnyrd Skynyrd’s most popular songs, “Free Dog”, about a young retriever getting out of its yard and running around the neighborhood, is one of the longest floof songs ever recorded for commercial release.”
Floofrito (floofinition) – 1. A small animal.
In use: “After the dog finally gave birth, four black and brown floofritos were snuggled against the exhausted female.”
2. An animal wrapped in cloth, such as a blanket, so as to resemble a burrito.
In use: “It’s become a practice to wrap rescued little ones in blankets for warmth, creating charming floofitos.”
Pink Floof (floofinition) – British hard rock/progressive musical group formed in the late 1960s.
In use: “Two of Pink Floof’s best-known songs are “Dark Side of the Floof” and “Is Your Lap Comfortably Numb”, songs released in the early to mid-1970s.”
Floofciprocity (floofinition) – The practice of mutually exchanges items, kisses, or hugs between animals or humans and animals.
In use: “Most floofciprocity between humans and animals come during affectionate exchanges, but be forewarned, some cats end the floofciprocity with the flick of a tail.”
ForeignFloof (floofinition) – Prock floof band from Amerifloof and Floofland formed in 1976 in Floof York.
In use: “Formed in the late seventies, ForeignFloof hit the charts with “Dirty White Dog”, “Floof Games”, and finally “I Want to Know What You’re Eating (I Want You to Show Me)”, their biggest hit.”
Michael Seidel, writer 