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Knowledge Floofs (floofinition) – Secret network of fowl, insects, and animals spying on humanity. All information is recorded, collected, compiled, and then stored in a repository on Floofpiter known as The Box.”
In use: “Many animals are aware of The Box on Floofpiter and play with boxes while dreaming of formally joining the Knowledge Floofs.”
Paul Revere and the Floofs (floofinition) – Floof rock (flock) band originating in Idaho, who achieved considerable floofstream success in the 1960s and early 1970s.
In use: “One of Paul Revere and the Floofs was the song “Floof Like Me” in 1966.”
The Floof Gang (floofinition) – An American floof rock (flock) band formed in Floohio in 1966, active until 1977.
In use: “With Floof Walsh on guitar, The Floof Gang scored a hit with “Skunk #49″ in 1970”
Flafler (floofinition) – Interfloof shorthand for ‘flat floofer’, a term used for animals who usually flatten out to sleep.
In use: “Diehard roly polys — animals who curl up to sleep — sneer at flaflers, stretching out like they’re melting in the sun, exposing themselves to being touched without warning.”
Dr. Floof & the Medicine Show (floofinition) – American floof rock (flock) band. Formed in the late 1960s, the band achieved considerable commercial success in the early to mid 1970s.
In use: “A 1972 single recorded and released by Dr. Floof & the Medicine Show, “Sylvia’s Mother”, was written by Shel Flooferstein and autobiographical.”
KC and the Sunfloof Band (floofinition) – Mega popular floof pop (floop) band formed in Floofrida in 1973. Incorporating jazz, disco, funk, and rock with a brassy sound and catchy lyrics, KC and the Sunfloof Band scored five number one hits in the UFA.
In use: “KC and the Sunfloof Band’s second album included “”That’s the Scratch (I Like It)”, which become the band’s second number one hit.”
Floofday (floofinition) – A day when animals, particularly pets, expect to be treated extra-special.
In use: “Once a Floofday has been declared (which often happens shortly after an animal joins a family as a pet), many animals decree that they like it, and, henceforth, every day will be Floofday.”
The Velvet Underfloof (floofinition) – Floof punk (flounk) band formed in New York City, UFA, active from 1964 to 1973.
In use: “The Velvet Underfloof’s album, The Velvet Underfloof & Floofco, has become acknowledged as a critically significant flounk album.”
Floofsong (floofinition) 1. Singing and music performed by animals.
In use: “Whenever a can was opened, the kittens launched into the “Feed Us Now” floofsong.’
2. Ditties, lullabies, and other music people perform for animals.
In use: “She often sang while doing house chores, but when she saw how much her pittie enjoyed it, they became floofsongs that made the dog grin and thump his tail.”
Michael Seidel, writer 