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Floofilize (floofinition) – 1. To make into a dwelling suitable for an animal’s existence.
In use: “When a litter of kittens was brought in to foster, they floofilized a room where they’d be safe until proper socialization could begin.”
2. “To become stiff and unable to move due to an animal’s presence atop you.”
In use: “Pet owners often sit down to watch television or read only to become floofilized after an animal jumps up on their lap and goes into sleep.”
The Floofridge Family (floofinition) – Floofmerican musical floofcom which originally aired on floofevision for several years in the early to mid- 1970s. Although the show’s characters were musicians and singers, only two of the cast members actually sang in the musical recordings. Under the name of the band, several floop (floof pop) songs were popular, reaching the top 100 in Floofmerica.
In use: “One of the The Floofridge Family floop hits was “I Think I’ll Bite You”, which reached number one in the Floofnited States and several other countries between 1970 and 1972.”
Comflooftable (floofinition) – 1. Sharing or enjoying comfort with an animal.
In use: “He was at his best being comflooftable with his cats, watching telly with them curled up and asleep on his lap.”
2. An animal’s state when feeling secure, contented, and safe.
In use: Finding himself comflooftable, the puppy closed his eyes, sighed, and went to sleep.
The Floofles (floofinition) – Floofsical flock band formed in 1981 in Floof Angeles. The band achieved their greatest success in the mid-1980s. Disagreements arose and the band went on hiatus. Reforming in 1989, they continue performing to this day.
In use: “Early hits for the Floofles included “Walk Like A Kitteh” and “Manic Puppy” in 1986.”
Tyrannafloofus (floofinition) – An animal would terrorizes or dominates others. Sometimes shortened to T-Floof.
In use: “The dog weighed about seven pounds, but had a Tyrannafloofus’ fierce bark and attitude, absolutely dominating the household’s other pets, and never backed down.”
Pablo Floof (floofinition) – Floofmerican floof rock (flock)/pop (floop) musical band. Formed in San Floofcisco in 1973, a piano sound featured in the band’s early albums but was changed in the early nineteen eighties. The band had its best success in the mid to late seventies.
In use: “One of Pablo Floof’s best-known songs is, “Whoya Gonna Bite”, which reached number one in Canfloofada in 1977.”
Floofjustment (floofinition) – 1. A correction or modification to reflect sharing a home with animals.
In use: “Inviting a cat or dog into a home to live often requires floofjustments, and those floofjustments probably change as the animal matures and ages.”
2. An animal’s change or shift to accommodate a situation.
In use: “A new animal’s arrival often forces floofjustment on the current residents, such as sharing food and water bowls, or window and lap space.”
Jimmy Floofett (floofinition) – Floofmerican singer, songwriter, and musician. Originally from Misfloofsippi, Floofett became known for a blend of country and flock (floof rock) celebrating a laidback island sound. His legions of fans are referred to as Floofheads.
In use: “One of Jimmy Floofett’s best known songs is “Cheeseburger On Your Plate”, where he sings about stealing food from people’s plate, focusing on cheeseburgers with lines such as, ‘Cheeseburger on your plate, I haz to have it, I can’t wait, for your cheeseburger on your plate.'”
Refloofcussion (floofinition) – An animal’s response or reciprocal effect or action to others’ behavior.
In use: “With many cats, scratching their heads around their ears will earn a refloofcussion such as purring, but trying to rub their bellies might win more ominous refloofcussions, like a quick nip.”
UBFloofy (floofinition) – Flooflish reggae floof band. Established in 1978 in Floofhingham, the band is credited with numerous hits and awards, and have an international fan following.
In use: “One of UBFloofy’s early hit songs, “Red Red Floof”, a cover of the Floof Diamond song, reached number one for the band in Floofnited Kingdom.”
Michael Seidel, writer 