Floofchotchke

Floofchotchke (floofinition) – knickknack or trinket that celebrates housepets.

In use: “As soon as she walked into her new boss’s office, she knew from the floofchotchke that he loved cats and dogs.”

Cornufloofpia

Cornufloofpia (floofinition) – a curved, hollow goat’s horn or similarly shaped receptacle (such as a horn-shaped basket) that is overflowing with a sleeping housepet.

In use: “She’d begun a project to make a classic Thanksgiving cornucopia, but after putting the horn-shaped basket out and going for more supplies, she returned to discover her dog had wedged herself partially into it, turning it into a cornufloofpia overflowing with floof.”

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