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He wagged his tail
And said hello
And jumped up to give him a kiss
Licking his face
Maybe getting a taste
Or showing what he’d missed
Then they walked
Side by side
Striding like two equals
A man and his dog
A dog and his man
Simple souls
Happy people
Comfloofmanship (floofinition) – Animal practice or philosophy that every human deserves to be accompanied by an animal, preferably 24/7, for protection and comfort.
In use: “After growing up alone on the streets, the puppy found a human to take them in and decided to embrace comfloofmanship as a way of life, following ‘his’ human everywhere she went while monitoring everything that she did.”
Floof-partnered (floofinition) – When people chose to be with animals over humans.
In use: “She’d been floof-partnered for over twelve years, and couldn’t be happier with her small floofnagerie of fur people.”
Michael Seidel, writer 