Floof Magnet

Floof Magnet (floofinition) – Person or object that attracts animals.

In use: “Although she didn’t have any pets, others’ pets — especially cats — went to her wherever she went, as though she was a floof magnet pulling them in.”

Baise-floof

Baise-floof (floofinition) – A kiss given by or to an animal as a greeting or show of respect.

In use: “Whenever he arrived home, a baise-floof was shared between him and his rescue pittie before anything else took place.”

Nightfloof

Nightfloof (floofinition) – Nocturnal animals.

In use: “The heat compelled the cats to sleep from just past sunrise to just before sunset, firming their predilection to be nightfloofs to the household’s detriment, as their escapades and earnestness to have others join in their fun kept awakening everyone.”

Floof-for-all

Floof-for-all (floofinition) Conflict or competition between animals where all are pitted against one another and there are no allies or alliances.

In use: “Once freed of their kennel (by the cat), the puppies engaged in a floof-for-all while the cat jumped up on the window sill and watched.”

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