Telecathic (catfinition) – a person who can directly communicate with a cat by way of thinking.
Accatuate
Accatuate (catfinition) – to accent a layout or organization, especially in a home, to accommodate cats.
In use: “Carpet covered climbing trees for cats were placed by the sun-filled window on the east side, accatuating the home as a residence for at least one feline.”
Meowchiavelianism
Meowchiavelianism (catfinition) – a cat’s employment of duplicity in catcraft or in general conduct for personal gain.
Mewsing
Mewsing (catfinition) – a meowing noise a cat makes to make others wonder what the cat is thinking; people’s pondering about why a cat is meowing.
Flooyzygy
Flooyzygy (catfinition) – nearly straight-line configuration of three feline bodies at rest.
Grand Floofbah
Grand Floofbah (catfinition) – a haughty, self-important cat, or a cat with inflated self-regard.
Afloofyance
Afloofyance (catfinition) – a lapse in succession in which no cat is present in which a person’s life.
Catxis
Catxis (catfinition) – a feline’s customary practice or conduct
Catciliate
Catciliate (catfinition) – 1. actions or process taken to appease a cat; 2. to gain (as goodwill) by doing pleasing acts for a cat, such as purchasing and providing them snacks, and catnip.
Mewrush
Mewrush (catfinition) – a sudden hurry for the door by cats, triggered by one cat’s demand to get out.
Synonym: catpede
Michael Seidel, writer 