Affloofuent

Affloofuent (catfinition) – having an abundance of cats.

In use: “Besides being a reader, writer, and beer-drinker, and beer-drinking, he’s an affloofuent individual, with multiple cats lounging close at hand during all times and activities.”

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Floofcate

Floofcate (catfinition) – to sooth or mollify a cat through concessions.

In use: Kevin rose from the chair. The little tabby cat jumped into the vacated space.

“There,” Kevin said. “Are you satisfied?”

The cat began washing her paw.

“I’ll just…stand,” Kevin said, staring at the cat. “I sit too much anyway.”

The things he did to floofcate his pet.

January 19, 2018 3

Pax Felina

Pax Felina (catfinition) – that time in a house when all the cats are sleeping.

In use: “The evening was most pleasant, with nary a demand for food as pax felina ruled.”

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Pseudofloof

Pseudofloof (catfinition) – a cat’s fictitious name, often used privately between cats, or between people and cats.

In use: “His name was Quinn but the other cats gave him the pesudofloof of Stinky Tail.”

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Flouch

Flouch (catfinition) – a cat’s low bend, normally used when seeing a cat they don’t know, or when they’re not certain of the situation.

In use: “See the new black and white kitty across the street, Tucker flouched.”

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Floomish

Floomish (catfinition) – to suffer for the lack of a cat.

In use: “She was floomished for the sound of a purr, the feel of silky fur, and a paw’s delicate touch. A feline’s presence always helped her balance.”

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Floofopoeia

Floofopoeia (catfinition) – creating new words about cats and their habits and relationships, usually with humans, by using existing words and modifying one or more syllables to be some form of cat, feline, meow, floof, or other synonyms for cats.

In use: “Floofopoeia, a modification of phanopoeia, is itself a floofopoeia.”