Kitigate (catfinition) – to make more hospitable for kittens.
In use: “Boxes, a stuffed animal, and pillows were added to kitigate the room.”
Effloofuence
Effloofuence (catfinition) – a substance that flows out of a cat.
In use: “Sometimes the cats shed so much, he thought of it more as a constant effloofuence, rather then individual strands falling from their bodies.”
Editing Note: “Affloofuent” and “effloofuence” are often confused for one another, but their catfinitions are significantly different.
Affloofuent
Affloofuent (catfinition) – having an abundance of cats.
In use: “Besides being a reader, writer, and beer-drinker, and beer-drinking, he’s an affloofuent individual, with multiple cats lounging close at hand during all times and activities.”
Floofcate
Floofcate (catfinition) – to sooth or mollify a cat through concessions.
In use: Kevin rose from the chair. The little tabby cat jumped into the vacated space.
“There,” Kevin said. “Are you satisfied?”
The cat began washing her paw.
“I’ll just…stand,” Kevin said, staring at the cat. “I sit too much anyway.”
The things he did to floofcate his pet.
Pax Felina
Pax Felina (catfinition) – that time in a house when all the cats are sleeping.
In use: “The evening was most pleasant, with nary a demand for food as pax felina ruled.”
Pseudofloof
Pseudofloof (catfinition) – a cat’s fictitious name, often used privately between cats, or between people and cats.
In use: “His name was Quinn but the other cats gave him the pesudofloof of Stinky Tail.”
Flouch
Flouch (catfinition) – a cat’s low bend, normally used when seeing a cat they don’t know, or when they’re not certain of the situation.
In use: “See the new black and white kitty across the street, Tucker flouched.”
Floomish
Floomish (catfinition) – to suffer for the lack of a cat.
In use: “She was floomished for the sound of a purr, the feel of silky fur, and a paw’s delicate touch. A feline’s presence always helped her balance.”
Floofopoeia
Floofopoeia (catfinition) – creating new words about cats and their habits and relationships, usually with humans, by using existing words and modifying one or more syllables to be some form of cat, feline, meow, floof, or other synonyms for cats.
In use: “Floofopoeia, a modification of phanopoeia, is itself a floofopoeia.”
Floofvatory
Floofvatory (catfinition) – sandbox.
In use: “Needing to do her business, the cat hurried to the floofvatory at the playground.”
h/t to Karla Clements
Michael Seidel, writer 