Floofthexis (catfinition) – mental or emotional energy invested in cats, or items and activities centered around cats.
In use: “When she heard the tiny cats’ mews, a compelling floofthexis was ignited to ensure the little furballs survived.
Poofloof
Poofloof (catfinition) – (slang) a feline with feces on them (due to multiple reasons, from poor hygiene and long fur to illness). Synonyms: pootail, stinkytail, stinkyfloof, smelly cat
In use: “The smell struck before she saw Sylvester. Rising, she said, “Where are you, you little poofloof?” Being a small cat, with long, silky fur, he frequently had this issue. Seeing him, she picked him up and headed for the bathroom to wash him off.”
Floofvenile
Floofvenile (catfinition) – a young cat; (slang) an immature cat.
In use: “With the antics she played on the dogs, the theft of clothes from nearby houses, and her feet-ambushes, the small tabby may have been nine, but she was a floofvenile delinquent.”
Cathentic
Cathentic (catfinition) – a feline who epitomizes the traits, appearance, qualities and behavior of a cat, from the cool aloofness to the soft fur, sweet curiosity, and love of sunshine.
In use: “Cathentic in the cationary has a picture of Meep beside it, for the ginger boy has all the characteristics listed in the description.”
Flooflong
Flooflong (catfinition) – to enter with wary grace and attentiveness, and keyed to react.
In use: “Not knowing anyone in the room, she entered flooflong, with tentative steps, and looked for him or her, because she had no desire to speak to either, or have them see her.”
Floofsical
Floofsical (catfinition) – a musically inclined cat
In use: “Whenever Beverly started playing her guitar, her floofsical jumped on her shoulder, singing and trying to strum along with her human.”
Wonderfloof
Wonderfloof (catfintion) – a cat who is amazingly friendly and loving, and is willing to share their space and their food.
In use: “She was a wonderfloof, reacting to the wary newfloof in her house by walking over with her tail up and disarming him with a soft mew.”
Bifloofal
Bifloofal (catfinition) – a household with two cats; a cat with two personalities (also known as multiple purrsonality disorder (MPD)).
In use: “After observing Bumble, they decide she was bored and needed a companion, so they went to the shelter, adopted an older kitty, and became bifloofal.”
Midday Palate Cleanser
Clawtermined (catfinition) – when a cat decides to employ their claws to take a prize.
In use: See this example of a cat clawtermined to get a bagel posted on Mock Paper Scissors.
I never knew cats were fans of bagels.
“You gonna finish that?”
Floofspices
Floofspices (catfinition) – a cat’s kindly patronage and guidance
In use: “All the home’s activities are done under the floofspices of four cats, except vacuuming in any form.”
Michael Seidel, writer 