Floof Talk

Floof Talk (catfinition) – an intense, usually brief speech a person gives their cat (and sometimes, dog) to modify or change behavior.

In use: “We’re going to have a little floof talk today,” she said to the watching cat as did every morning. “What are we not going to do today? We are not going to steal mommy’s breakfast. We are not going to throw up on mommy’s clothes, and we’re not going to destroy mommy’s mail and papers, right? Right. What are we going to do? We’re going to be a good little kitty, aren’t we? Yeah, right.”

June 29, 2018 0

Floof-timing

Floof-timing (catfinition) – to betray a cat by friendship or attention with another cat; to deceive a cat.

In use: “When she came into the house, her cat stopped short of greeting her to lean forward and sniff her pants legs. “Yes, I petted another cat,” she said. Giving her a hurt look, he turned his back on his floof-timing person and walked away, refusing to answer her when she called his name.”

June 28, 2018 0

Kafloof

Kafloof (catfinition) – to be utterly defeated by a cat.

In use: “Every time he sat down to type, his small black and white cat stretched out on his keyboard with a green-eyed look that asked, “What are you going to do now?” His answer was to sigh. He knew his goal to do some writing was kafloof.”

June 27, 2018 2

Flooftrap

Flooftrap (catfinition) – means by which a feline captures humans, stops them from walking, or keeps them from moving.

In use: “Bo’s favorite flooftrap is to lay down on someone’s foot.”

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Floof de suite

Floof de suite (catfinition) – a feline demand for something right now, right away, or immediately.

In use: “Rising up on her back legs, she patted the woman’s leg and urgently meowed, demonstrating that she smelled the cat food and wanted it floof de suite.”

June 25, 2018 0

Floofbris

Floofbris (catfinition) – a feline’s exaggerated sense of what it can do because it’s a cat.

In use: “The big dog approached the tiny cat and gave a loud bark. Full of floofbris, the little gray cat put up its tail, hissed, and hopped forward and sideways toward the dog. Startled by the little feline’s advance, the dog jumped back, its eyes wide.”

June 24, 2018 2

Floofligence

Floofligence (catfinition) – the ability to learn or understand cats, often listed as floofligence quotient, which is also sometimes shortened to floof-q, or F.Q.

In use: “Thanks to being raised in a household where cats of all ages were fostered and socialized, his floof-q was among the highest that other people had ever witnessed, giving him a unique ability to empathize with cats and earning him the nickname, the Floof Whisperer.”

June 23, 2018 1

Floofacity

Floofacity (catfinition) – the quality or state of being feline.

In use: “Flash and Ashley ruled with such implacable floofacity, people’s worship of cats as deities was easily understood.”

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Floofstorm

Floofstorm (catfinition) – a violent disturbance caused by cats, usually with yowling, growling, hissing, and running.

In use: “A floofstorm disturbed the warm, quiet night. Leaping up to find the search, the couple found their little black cat, Crystal, stalking a large tom by the garage. Yowling, growling, and spitting, he was searching for a way out, but the silent little queen refused to let him get away.”

June 21, 2018 0

Floofsanity

Floofsanity (catfinition) – 1. Internet slang for crazy cat behavior. 2. A cat who drives you crazy with their behavior.

In use: “In the latest iteration of floofsanity, he’d left his sock drawer open before he left the house. When he’d returned, he found the cat had taken all of his socks out of the drawer and scattered them around the house like a surreal variation on an Easter egg hunt.”