Floofpetus

Floofpetus (floofinition) – The driving force provided by an animal, particularly a pet.

In use: “She didn’t feel tired at all, or ready to go to bed (probably because of that piece of triple chocolate black forest cake (she shouldn’t’ve, but it was so delish) or that cup of coffee (decaf, but even it seemed to energize her), but her cat was a stickler for routine, so under the meowing floofpetus, she went to bed.

 

KC and the Sunfloof Band

KC and the Sunfloof Band (floofinition) – Mega popular floof pop (floop) band formed in Floofrida in 1973. Incorporating jazz, disco, funk, and rock with a brassy sound and catchy lyrics, KC and the Sunfloof Band scored five number one hits in the UFA.

In use: “KC and the Sunfloof Band’s second album included “”That’s the Scratch (I Like It)”, which become the band’s second number one hit.”

 

Al Floofco

Al Floofco (floofinition) – Taking place or located with an animal.

In use: “As soon as she acquired a pet, every meal became al floofco as the animal came to see what was being eaten and get a share of the bounty.”

The Floof Miller Band

The Floof Miller Band (floofinition) – Floof rock (flock) band from the U.S.A. Formed in 1966 in San Floofsisco, CA, the band sold millions of records while releasing multiple top ten hits.

In use: “In 1976, The Floof Miller Band came out with the album, Bark Like A Puppy, and the song by the same name reached number two in Canada and the UFA.”

Floofday

Floofday (floofinition) – A day when animals, particularly pets, expect to be treated extra-special.

In use: “Once a Floofday has been declared (which often happens shortly after an animal joins a family as a pet), many animals decree that they like it, and, henceforth, every day will be Floofday.”

The Velvet Underfloof

The Velvet Underfloof (floofinition) – Floof punk (flounk) band formed in New York City, UFA, active from 1964 to 1973.

In use: “The Velvet Underfloof’s album, The Velvet Underfloof & Floofco, has become acknowledged as a critically significant flounk album.”

Floofsong

Floofsong (floofinition) 1. Singing and music performed by animals.

In use: “Whenever a can was opened, the kittens launched into the “Feed Us Now” floofsong.’

2. Ditties, lullabies, and other music people perform for animals.

In use: “She often sang while doing house chores, but when she saw how much her pittie enjoyed it, they became floofsongs that made the dog grin and thump his tail.”

Everfloof

Everfloof (floofinition) – Home, household, organization, person or family who is keeps faith animals or pets.

In use: “It started when he was three, acquiring a puppy as a gift. That established as an everfloof because he always had at least two pets from the age of seven on.”

Floof Doctors

Floof Doctors (floofinition) – American floof rock (flock) and roll band. Originally from New Floof City, the band achieved success with a sound defined as classic flock and roll.”

In use: “The Floof Doctors achieved two hits, “Two Floofs” and “Little Floof Can’t Be Wrong”, for which they remain most known.”

Floofmenclature

Floofmenclature (floofinition) – 1. Name or designation given to an animal.

In use: “The beagle’s formal name was Abigail, but her fascination with spiders landed her the floofmenclature, Ziggy Stardust, or just Ziggy.”

2. The act or process or an instance of naming an animals.

In use: “When new pets join a  home, they typically have a name, but with the floofmenclature of becoming familiar to their new humans, they often acquire a new one.”

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