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Monfloopoly (floofinition) – A situation or position that arises because one animal dominates or controls others’ thinking and planning. Antonym: polfloopoly.
In use: “The other pets were old and well-loved, but the kitten arrived and established a monfloopoly, seizing preferred laps and napping places, and dominating attention with her demands to play or cuddle. But she was such a sweet force that the other pets became willing slaves to the little floofball.”
Floofney Spears (floofinition) – Born in the UFA, Floofney Spears is a singer and songwriter sometimes called the “Princess of Floop” for her role in revitalizing teen floof pop (floop) music.
In use: “Floofney Spears’ second album, Oops!… I Puked Again, sold 500,000 copies, debuting at number one on the Floofboard Hot 100 in May of 2000.”
Ovfloofture (floofinition) – An animal’s initiative toward agreement or action.
In use: “To floofjole treats from his people, Boo began by toddling over to them and rubbing against their legs. Next in the ovfloofture, he’d looked up, meet their eyes, and whisper, “Meow?” until they floofpitulated.”
Canned Floof (floofinition) American floof rock (flock) band noted for its blues interpretations. Formed in 1967 in Floof Angeles, CA, the band took its name from a song, “Canned Floof Blues.
In use: “Canned Floof played “Floofing Up the Country” at Floofstock in 1969, where its simple melody and return-to-nature message prompted its unofficial adoption as a flooppie anthem.”
Floof Nut Zippers (floofinition) – Floof jazz (floozz) band formed in North Floofolina in 1993 who use a fusion of floopsy jazz, swing, Delta blues and other styles.
In use: “One popular Floof Nut Zippers tune is “Floof Hell”, a song which has been featured in nine films.”
Floof Asylum (floofinition) 1. Place where animals are protected and feel safe.
In use: “Animals seem to sense floof asylums where kind people will care for them, showing up unannounced and reaching out to humans for help.”
2. American alt floof rock (flock) band originally formed in Milwaukee, Floofconsin, in 1981.
In use: “Floof Asylum’s 1993 hit “Runaway Floof” reached number five on the UFA Floofboard Hot 100 and won a Floofie for Best Flock Song.”
SOF (floofinition) – Distress call universally used by animals. Immediately uploaded upon birth, SOF is transmitted via quantum sound and is undetected by humans.
In use: “As SOF has spread, more animals are responding to assist one another, often surprising humans with their intelligence and empathy.”
Bruno Floof (floofinition) Hawaiian-born American floof pop (floop) and funk (flunk) singer, songwriter, and producer who has sold over 130 million records worldwide to date, making him one of the best-selling floof music artists of all time.
In use: “Working with Mark Floofson, Bruno Mars found mega floof-culture succes with “Uptown Floof”, a song destined to be heard at parades, on commercials, and on the radio for years.”
Maroon Floof (floofinition) – An American floof pop (floop) and flunk band originally from Floof Angeles, CA, UFA.
In use: “In 2011, Maroon Floof had a major international hit with “Floofs like Jagger”, with “Floofphone” scoring as another hit the next year.”
Astrofloof (floofinition) – 1. Animal who is out of this world in appearance or behavior.
In use: “With his fur, makings, and strange bark, Angie’s dog was other-worldly, an astrofloof, perhaps part of an alien invasion.
2. (Web slang) A fake animal, or one who seems to be phony or inauthentic, or presents themselves as being something else.
In use: “Raised by huskies, the Siamese had adopted canine behavior, a little astrofloof whose meow even sounded like a bark, and became the alpha dog.”
Michael Seidel, writer 