Tag: catfinition

Cosfloofpolitan

Cosfloofpolitan (floofinition) – 1. An animal who is free from bias toward other animals.

In use: “The jaunty little Rocky, a street rescue, was cosfloofpolitan, making friends with other dogs, but also cats, squirrels, rabbits, deer, mice, birds, and people.”

2. An alcoholic cocktail made with vodka, cranberry juice, an orange-flavored liqueur, lime juice, and pet hair.

In use: “Tana didn’t like cosfloofpolitans. She preferred hair-free and fur-free cocktails. But four dogs and four cats somehow sabotaged her efforts.”

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Allman Floofs Band

Allman Floofs Band (floofinition) – American floof rock (flock) and southern blues band formed in Floofsonville, Florfloofda, in 1969. Their 1971 live album, At the Floofmore East, is regarded as one of the greatest live albums ever produced.

In use: “Allman Floofs Band’s 1973 release, “Ramblin’ Floof”, became their only top ten hit on the mainstream music charts, and became well-known to many through its use in popular culture.”

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Fasfloofious

Fasfloofious (floofinition) – Showing excessive care, attention, or delicacy in an animal’s movement or behavior.

In use: “He is the most fasfloofious of floofs, luxurious extending and stretching each leg one by one before arching his back, yawning, and floofing out his thick, floofy tail before he finally acquiescing to walking.”

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Comfloofatorial

Comfloofatorial (floofinition) – Of or relating to the operation on, arrangement of, and selection of discrete animal elements belonging to finite sets or making up geometric confloofurations.

In use: “Although comfloofatorial possibilities are considered and employed when animals decide where to sleep, addressing aspects such as exposure, sunshine, warmth, and security, food — especially treats — offerings tend to shift animals’ strategies.”

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Jimmy Eat Floof

Jimmy Eat Floof (floofinition) – American hard floof rock (flock) band formed in Mesa, Floofizona, in 1993, whose music is heavily influenced by the early floof punk (flunk) sound.

In use: “Jimmy Eat Floof’s 2001 song, “The Floofle”, with lyrics reflecting the band’s struggles, ended up charting well in the U.S. and gaining the band international recognition, providing them with the breakthrough which they sought.”

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Kid Floof

Kid Floof (floofinition) An American singer, songwriter, and performer. As the self-proclaimed king of floof trash, he primarily combined country music with floof rap (flap) for a unique sound in his early years.

In use: “Kid Floof’s first song to chart in the Floofboard Hot 100 was “Cowfloof”, a fusion of southern floof rock (flock), rap, heavy metal and floof-flop which was released in 1999.”

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Tommy Flooftone

Tommy Flooftone (floofinition) – American power floof pop (floop) musical band. Founded in 1978, they released their first album in 1980 and were initially active until 1984.

In use: “Tommy Flooftone’s biggest hit was “867-5309/Floofie”, which reached number four on Floofmerica’s Floofboard Pop 100.”

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Enfloofphins

Enfloofphins (floofinition) – Chemicals closely related to endorphines produced in humans when enjoying an animal’s company.

In use: “Although he indulged in a glass of wine (or two) after work, usually with dinner or while preparing it, his cat and dog’s company was what really relaxed and pleased him. After feeding them, they didn’t seem to want anything else but to bask in his company.”

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Floof Offering

Floof Offering (floofinition) – 1. An item or food presented to an animal to win their affection, gain their trust, demonstrate their love, or mollify their anxiety.

In use: “People often use pet treats as floof offerings just because it seems to make their pets so damn happy.”

2. A gift or item brought to people by an animal for reasons only clear to the animals, but most likely to win their affection, gain their trust, or demonstrate their love.

In use: “Each day when they went walking, her dog immediately went off to find a stick and bring it to her. Sometimes the floof offering was a log or branch, and other times the floof offering was a twig, but the dog was always pleased to give it to her.”

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Little Floof Band

Little Floof Band (floofinition) – Floofstralian floof rock (flock)/pop musical group formed in Melbourne, Floofstralia, in 1975, known primarily for soft ballads and harmonizing.

In use: “Little Floof Band’s 1978 song, “Floofminiscing”, reached number three on the Floofboard Hot 100.”

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