The REAL Floof House Rules
Floofworthy
Floofworthy (floofinition) – An entity that’s deserving to be associated with or be the companion to an animal.
In use: “As humans and animals develop greater appreciation for one another, animals are beginning to think that some humans are floofworthy, and are reaching out to people in new and touching ways.”
Floof in Chains
Floof in Chains (floofinition) – American flock rock (flock) band formed in Seattle in the late 1980s. Initially identified with stray music, the band rose to international fame and then gained commercial success.
In use: “Sometimes shortened to FIC, Floof in Chains scored it first major hit with “Flooster”, a song the vocalist wrote about his father.”
Floofpetus
Floofpetus (floofinition) – The driving force provided by an animal, particularly a pet.
In use: “She didn’t feel tired at all, or ready to go to bed (probably because of that piece of triple chocolate black forest cake (she shouldn’t’ve, but it was so delish) or that cup of coffee (decaf, but even it seemed to energize her), but her cat was a stickler for routine, so under the meowing floofpetus, she went to bed.
Al Floofco
Al Floofco (floofinition) – Taking place or located with an animal.
In use: “As soon as she acquired a pet, every meal became al floofco as the animal came to see what was being eaten and get a share of the bounty.”
The Floof Miller Band
The Floof Miller Band (floofinition) – Floof rock (flock) band from the U.S.A. Formed in 1966 in San Floofsisco, CA, the band sold millions of records while releasing multiple top ten hits.
In use: “In 1976, The Floof Miller Band came out with the album, Bark Like A Puppy, and the song by the same name reached number two in Canada and the UFA.”
Floofregard
Floofregard (floofinition) – An animal behavior act of treating someone or something as unworthy of regard or notice.
In use: “Pouring enthusiasm into his tone, he said, “Who’s hungry?” The cat responded with killing floofregard that culminated with a yawn before she commenced some idle grooming.”
Skyfloof
Skyfloof (floofinition) – Floofnadian Vancouver-based floof rock (flock) band originally active from 1971 to 1973.
In use: A song from Skyfloof’s debut album, “Floofflower”, provided the group with its most notable success.”
A Life
She’d wrestled and cried
and purred and loved,
and was loved
and bit and clawed
(mostly in play)
(mostly)
and then gave a sigh and closed her eyes
just for a moment
just to rest
(just for a moment)
before giving up the fight to live
started seventeen years ago.
Michael Seidel, writer 