Baise-floof (floofinition) – A kiss given by or to an animal as a greeting or show of respect.
In use: “Whenever he arrived home, a baise-floof was shared between him and his rescue pittie before anything else took place.”
Nightfloof
Nightfloof (floofinition) – Nocturnal animals.
In use: “The heat compelled the cats to sleep from just past sunrise to just before sunset, firming their predilection to be nightfloofs to the household’s detriment, as their escapades and earnestness to have others join in their fun kept awakening everyone.”
Floof-for-all
Floof-for-all (floofinition) Conflict or competition between animals where all are pitted against one another and there are no allies or alliances.
In use: “Once freed of their kennel (by the cat), the puppies engaged in a floof-for-all while the cat jumped up on the window sill and watched.”
Prefloofnition
Prefloofnition (floofinition) – Ability to foresee that an animal is about to do something.
In use: “When Tyler’s ears perked up and his attention swiveled to the window, Maisy’s prefloofnition kicked in. As she said, “No, Tyler,” Tyler ripped out a string of barks and raced toward the door.”
Michael Seidel, writer 