Monday’s Bumper Sticker
Dieting? Gaining weight, losing weight? Beer, marijuana, coffee, wine? Brain? What’s this about?
Saturday’s Bumper Sticker
In use: “Calling her friends and their friends, they quickly organized a sip celebrating wine, cheese, chocolate, and Friday.”
Friday’s Bumper Sticker
In use: “A tangle of muses are wrestling in my mind today.”
Sunday’s Bumper Sticker
An old, cynical one. Growing up around Pittsburgh, PA, numerous small businesses had this framed on the wall behind the cash register (or beside the register on the counter). I don’t see it much any longer. I blame credit cards.
Michael Seidel, writer 