Floofmedy

Floofmedy (floofinition) – Humorous events or activities involving animals.

In use: “The early surge in videos and information on the web was fueled by floofmedy as people shared stories about animals stealing food, swimming in pools, and sleeping in strange places or unusual postures.”

Floofspread

Floofspread (floofinition) – Animals found on a many people or distributed over a large area.

In use: “Household pets — dogs, cats, and the bird — were floofspread — on the carpet in sunshine, in beds, on chairs and laps, and sprawled across part of the sofa — a happy scene for all concerned, bringing smiles to faces, wags to tails, and purrs to the air.”

Floofxiomatic

Floofxiomatic (floofinition) – Self-evident truth to an animal, or matter taken for granted by an animal.

In use: “It’s floofxiomatic to many pets that they’ll sleep in the best locations, and when people eat, they will naturally partake of that food, too.”

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