Floof-for-all

Floof-for-all (floofinition) Conflict or competition between animals where all are pitted against one another and there are no allies or alliances.

In use: “Once freed of their kennel (by the cat), the puppies engaged in a floof-for-all while the cat jumped up on the window sill and watched.”

Floofservative

Floofservative (floofinition) – Animal who dislikes changes.

In use: “After Kelly re-arranged the living room furniture, Tigress, a staunch floofservative who enjoyed routines, marched around, tail swishing, making derogatory mews about what had been done to her space.”

Prefloofnition

Prefloofnition (floofinition) – Ability to foresee that an animal is about to do something.

In use: “When Tyler’s ears perked up and his attention swiveled to the window, Maisy’s prefloofnition kicked in. As she said, “No, Tyler,” Tyler ripped out a string of barks and raced toward the door.”

Floofzle

Floofzling (floofinition) – Being unable to talk, speak, or make noises because of an animal’s actions or behavior.

In use: “Whenever she began singing, the cat jumped up with a sharp meow, ran over, and put a hand over her mouth, trying to floofzle her.”

Floofdacious

Floofdacious (floofinition) – 1. An especially bold animal.

In use: “Kittens are often floofdacious, walking up to dogs hundreds of times larger than themselves and swatting the canine’s nose.”

2. A remarkable or noteworthy animal.

In use: “As a service animal, the floofdacious Smithers was peerless, warning his human when she was about to have a seizure, fetching specific items on command, opening the front door to accept mail or a package, and taking his leash to his person when it was time for his walk.”

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