Floofinator

Floofinator (Definition): A feline that is dangerous to strings, flies, moths, spiders, water bottle rings, buttons, lids, bobby pins, blueberries, grapes, foil balls, lint, and other small game.

In Use: “Rocky was a powerful floofinator, pouncing on every spider, moth or flying insect that came his way, batting it until resistance and flight ceased, and then batting it a few more times, to ensure the job was done.”

Flooflepuncture

Flooflepuncture (Definition): A cat’s application of claws in a burst of purring pleasure, typically done while kneading, and apparently, “inadvertently.” (Arguments persist whether anything cats do is “inadvertent.”)

In Use: “Michael abruptly awoke when Quinn flooflepunctured Michael’s bicep with his unsheathed, pointy little daggers called claws.”

Of Fitbits & Porters

Eight of us were in attendance at the weekly BoBs to toast Q (our late founder) and Harold Schlumberg. Of those eight, three were drinkers on the dark side. On that day, we were partaking of Caldera’s award winning Pilot Rock Porter. It’s great to be able to support a local business.

The three dark drinkers were arrayed together on one side, not by plan to sit with the other dark drinkers, but by choice about where we preferred to sit. Then, it was noticed that the dark drinkers all wore Fitbits. No one else had one. Further, all the Fitbits were the Charge 2 models.

Coincidence? What is the probability of the three dark drinkers sitting side by side wearing Fitbit Charge 2s while the five light drinkers, imbibing the Amber Ale, did not wear Fitbits?

Hell, I don’t know. You do the math.

Catspot

Every feline is familiar with the legendary catspot. The catspot is the best locality for snoozing off the catnip in comfort. They can change with seasons and the sun’s angle, furniture arrangements, and visitors, but one will always be found and designated. Humans eventually find them, too, telling themselves, “I haven’t seen Jade all day. I wonder if she’s in a catspot?” Then they walk around the house, trying to think like a cat, to see where they’re sleeping.

Authors Answer 134 – Are Authors Organised?

Interesting P.O.V.s. I’m kinda sorta like Paul Spence, organizing certain aspects in a multitude of ways following the clever decision of whatever works at the moment, but don’t ‘organize’ the plot. I do a lot of thinking and writing about the plot to help me understand what I’m thinking. I think of that less as organizing and more as therapy.

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Are authors organised? Many authors take notes, but not all do. Some authors have colour-coded pens, post-it notes, and different notebooks for different things. Some use paper, some use computer spreadsheets. Everyone has their own way. This week, we’re talking about how we organise our notes.

Question 134 – How do you organise your notes?

Beth Aman

For my first novel, I had a spiral notebook that held everything – all my plot ideas, scenes, characters, sketches.  For actual plotting, however, I used 3×5 notecards.  Each one had a major plot point on it, and I lined them all up on a wall in my room.  Then I could add other notecards underneath with further explanations or questions, and I could easily re-arrange my plot points.  It was a great visual, and I liked it better having it up on a wall instead of having it on a computer screen. …

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Inspirational Quote # 650

I’d love to believe this and tell you that I live by these words, but I don’t see the inner voices and those outside me through the same prism. My inner voices usually get along with me and one another pretty well; those outside voices, though…well, I just don’t know what they’re up to, nor if I can trust them.

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