Turkfloofy (catfinition) – A cat, sitting in a position with all its legs tugged under it, that looks like a turkey in a roaster.
Wednesday’s Bumper Sticker
I doubt this is possible for me. I mean, look at me. I’m gorgeous. I just need the right light, and you just need to squint your eyes the right way, and turn your head. Then you’ll see it. Maybe.
Green-eyed Floofster
Green-eyed Floofster (catfinition) – Animal who is jealous of other cats and displays this in passive-aggressive behavior.
In use: “Being a green-eyed floofster, Benji the cat would walk over and sit on Martha the dog’s head whenever their people gave the canine attention.”
Fried Food
Fried food smells so greasy
That odor is making me queasy
But I do recall
The deliciousness of it all
And the service and prices make it so easy
*Sorry, was walking, smelled the food, and this came to mind.
My Smart Frig
I was thinking about a smart refrigerator as I walked today, and what my smart refrigerator would do for me. To begin, my smart refrigerator would scan everything in it. It would know what’s in my frig, and its condition. It’d be able to send me a message about the condition and quantity of the romaine lettuce.
It would also get rid of the romaine once it trespassed beyond being usable. The smart refrigerator’s message to me would be, “The romaine lettuce hearts have gone bad. I’m pitching them at midnight, unless I hear from you otherwise.”
Yes, it would give me ultimatums. It would also then pitch the food that’s gone bad, relieving me of the burden.
My smart frig would also suggest dinner options. Its umbrella of operations includes the refrigerator, freezers, and pantry. It’s like the kingdom of food. My smart frig would say, “You have some chicken breasts in the freezer. Shall I take them out and defrost them. There’s some Penna pasta, so I can make you some chicken Penna pasta.”
I wouldn’t even need to ask, “Do I have everything I need?”, because my smart frig would have compared the recipe with what I have on hand, and would have ordered whatever was needed.
Yes, my smart frig has the ability to move food out of its confines to the trash, or take it out, defrost and cook it for me. The smart oven, range, and microwave would work with the smart frig to make it happen.
As I think about it, I’m probably imagining a smart kitchen. Besides the smart frig inventorying my food stuffs and their condition, the kitchen is working with the sink and dishwasher to load dirty dishes, run, and put them away. Over at the smart wine console, another bottle of my favorite red as been ordered, as the bottle I opened last night is half-empty. *ahem*
Meanwhile, over in the smart bathroom, there’s tidying going on. Toilet bowls, sinks, tubs, showers and floors are being cleaned. Dusting and vacuuming is proceeding in the smart bedrooms, closets, and living room. The smart beds made themselves. Out in the smart garage, the smart car has cleaned itself inside and out, including the windows and wheels (because I notice many people don’t seem to clean their wheels). The laundry has been sorted by the smart washer, and the smart dryer is folding clothes and putting them away. The smart kitty litter box has cleaned itself, too.
I guess, what I’m really trying to say in this post, is that I want to live like George Jetson.
Without the traffic, of course. You’d think they would have been smarter about that by then.
Floof-lite
Floof-lite (catfinition) – A cat who deigns to play, chase things, stalk, or kill, and who ventures outside only under the most perfect conditions (which are rarely met, by their standards).
Pawphecy
Pawphecy (catfinition) – a process in which messages from Gods are delivered to humans through cat paws. Such messages often involve inspiration, interpretation, or revelation of what’ll happened to you if you don’t give the cat what it wants.
Tabby-grip
Tabby-grip (catfinition) – a strong hold cats use to cling. The tabby-grip typically utilizes both front paws as cats wrap their front legs around the object of their attention. The object varies. Without their claws extended, cats (especially kittens) will use the tabby-grip to hug one another as they sleep. With claws extended, the tabby-grip is employed in fighting and wrestling. It’s also used, with claws extended, to grab human’s arms, legs, or ankles to get their people’s attention. This last action is not infrequently associated with wanted treats or food.
Whineow
Whineow (catfinition): a whining meow.
Floonvy
Foonvy (catfinition): cat envy; people (and other creatures )who are envious of cats.
