If I
If I had to drink some wine
You know I think I could find the time
And if you want to make me dance
I would probably be willing to take that chance
If I had to work today
I’d ask if maybe there’s not another way
And if I were asked to write a song
You know it wouldn’t last too long
If you told me I need to find joy
I’d laugh and sing, oh boy, oh boy
But if you tried to start a war
I’d walk away
Because war’s a bore
Unemfloofed
Unemfloofed (floofinition) – A place absent of animals.
In use: “As humane treatment of and respect for animals and their rights rise, there are fewer unemfloofed homes around the world, a victory for both animals seeking safety and security, and people who enjoy animals’ company and beauty.” – from The Floof Street Journal, August 17, 2014, “What Do the New Unemfloofment Numbers Mean?”
Copyfloof
Copyfloof (floofinition) – An animal who mimics others or who does everything that they do.
In use: “Many kittens and puppies become copyfloofs for a while as the learn how to be by duplicating Mom’s behavior.”
