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Floof Chest (floofinition) – 1. Box or crate where animal toys or supplies are kept.
In use: “In many households, the traditional floof chest has been replaced by a floof drawer, floof cupboard, or even a floof closet, as homes add animals, toys, supplies, and leashes.”
2. Stiffness or discomfort incurred by an animal sleeping on someone’s upper body.
In use: “Sophia had a mild case of floof chest after she let her new puppy sleep on her all afternoon.”

Floofshido (floofinition) – Code of honor among animals which emphasizes loyalty, trust, and patience.
In use: “According to United Federation of Floofs studies, most adherents of floofshido among housepets are dogs, with few cats adopting the code.”
