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Copyfloof (floofinition) – An animal who mimics others or who does everything that they do.
In use: “Many kittens and puppies become copyfloofs for a while as the learn how to be by duplicating Mom’s behavior.”
Dipfloofmat (floofinition) – 1. Animal adept in the art of conducting negotiations and settlements between other animals, or with humans.
In use: “The little gray shorthair tabby with the loud meow was the difloofmat who kept the dogs and other cats quiet with a sharply issued meow. Karla didn’t know what the little cat said, but the others all abided her decision when she spoke.”
2. Human capable of bringing peaceful coexistence between animals.
In use: “Some called Marty a pet whisperer, but he thought of himself as a dipfloofmat, talking out disagreements between different pets, achieving flooftente between individuals and factions regardless of species.
Flooftrarian (floofinition) – An animal who will do things counter to expectation.
In use: “Being a flooftrarian came naturally to Cassie. She socialized with other dogs, got along well with cats, had a backyard squirrel for a friend, made a friendship with a fawn, never tried to steal anyone’s food, and was polite and well-behaved with every person she met, including delivery people. Her people always referred to her as the most gentle and sweet creature they’d ever known. Everyone who met her agreed.”
Sung by three cats as a round
Entertain me
Cause I’m a cat
Entertain me
Not like that
Entertain me
With a toy
Entertain me
That was just a ploy
Entertain me
With a song
Entertain me
That one is wrong
Entertain me
Let me out
Entertain me
Just not now
Entertain me
Scratch my head
Entertain me
Touch me now and you’ll be dead
Entertain me
Give me food
Entertain me
I’m not in the mood
Entertain me
Because I’m bored
Entertain me
My life is such a chore
Entertain me
Cause I’m a cat
Entertain me
Not like that
Flooftulate (floofinition) – 1. An animal’s claim as true, existent, or necessary.
In use: “She opened the bag of chips, and the dog immediately flooftulated that she was going to share with him.”
2. To surrender, give in, or yield to an animal’s will.
In use: “She tried telling her dog that chips aren’t good for him, but those eyes, so she flooftulated and fed him chips as she munched.”