FloofsNotes

FloofsNotes (floofinition) – 1. Abbreviated notes and pamphlets prepared and maintained by animals summarizing people, places, and events.

In use: “The stray didn’t have FloofsNotes so a local floof shared his dog-eared copy. Using it, they were able to find a house where the lady took her in so she could give birth in safety.”

2. Records or notes kept about animals as an aid to people’s knowledge about an animal.

In use: “Adopting two new rescue kittens, Karla immediately invested in a lab notebook to use as FloofsNotes to record the health, activity, and behavior of her new fur friends. They could come in handy if something happened later.”

June 3, 2023 7

Floofnata

Floofnata (floofinition) – Song composed by an animal, typically with three or four movements, traditionally performed at night, when others are sleeping.

In use: “As usual, three in the morning came, and Biscuit began her floofnata, awakening everyone else in the house who began shouting at her to stop.”

June 1, 2023 0

OFWB

OFWB (floofinition) – Floofhand for ‘one floof wrecking ball’, an animal which creates more destruction, mischief, or chaos than other animals.”

In use: “As a puppy, Chloe was a OFWB, destroying pillows, shoes, toilet paper, plants, and shower curtains, a trait which didn’t change as she matured; she only became more clever about her chaos.”

May 30, 2023 0

Mellifloofuous

Mellifloofuous – Animals sounds which are pleasing to hear.

In use: “Although bird song is frequently mellifloofuous, many humans find a cat purr to be better.”

May 28, 2023 1

Floofroid

Floofroid – (floofinition) – Animal who’s behavior or actions are a pain in the rear.

In use: “Although nominally a sweet animal, Papi’s willfulness often turned him into a real floofroid.”

May 27, 2023 0

Floof-by

Floof-by (floofinition) – 1. An inspection by an animal done in a quick and cursory manner.

In use: “When he went out and began yardwork, the house floofs did floof-bys to verify no food was involved.”

2. Checking quickly and briefly on an animal to assess their welfare, condition, or activity.

In use: “After she found a fawn in her yard, Karla did several floofy-bys to ensure it was okay. Discovering it gone on the fourth, she hoped mama had come by and re-claimed her offspring.”

May 25, 2023 0

May 25, 2023 1

Eufloofia

Eufloofia (floofinition) – A sense of happiness, joy, elation, or well-being associated from being with animals.

In use: “As she was reading, the dog came and settled beside her. Running fingers through his soft, curly fur, eufloofia immediately overtook her.”

May 19, 2023 0

Infloofdescent

Infloofdescent (floofinition) – Growing in the number of floofs.

In use: “It began innocently, let’s get a dog, but then their daughter wanted a cat, a turtle was requested by their son, and a pregnant cat showed up begging for food, and that was it, the infloofdescent was on.”

May 18, 2023 0

Unbefloofed

Unbefloofed (floofinition) – To be without an animal or animals, especially farm animals or housepets.

In use: “His dog passed a week after the cat, both startling, sudden events, and he found himself unbefloofed for the first time since he’d become an adult, opening the door for a crow to come into his life.”