Pseudofloof (catfinition) – a cat’s fictitious name, often used privately between cats, or between people and cats.
In use: “His name was Quinn but the other cats gave him the pesudofloof of Stinky Tail.”
Flouch
Flouch (catfinition) – a cat’s low bend, normally used when seeing a cat they don’t know, or when they’re not certain of the situation.
In use: “See the new black and white kitty across the street, Tucker flouched.”
Floomish
Floomish (catfinition) – to suffer for the lack of a cat.
In use: “She was floomished for the sound of a purr, the feel of silky fur, and a paw’s delicate touch. A feline’s presence always helped her balance.”
Floofopoeia
Floofopoeia (catfinition) – creating new words about cats and their habits and relationships, usually with humans, by using existing words and modifying one or more syllables to be some form of cat, feline, meow, floof, or other synonyms for cats.
In use: “Floofopoeia, a modification of phanopoeia, is itself a floofopoeia.”
Cats on the Floor
Cats on the floor,
cats on the bed.
Cats running around,
even jumping on my head.
Cats demanding food,
cats demanding love.
Cats wanting attention,
and cats wanting none.
Cats on the Internet,
cats in my dreams.
Cats serving notice,
they are the kings and queens.
Floofvatory
Floofvatory (catfinition) – sandbox.
In use: “Needing to do her business, the cat hurried to the floofvatory at the playground.”
h/t to Karla Clements
Defloofiurge
Defloofiurge (catfinition) – a feline deity with decisive or creative power to change the world.
In use: “The formidable Pogo was a defloofiurge beyond classification.”
Irrefloofable
Irrefloofable (catfinition) – a cat with impeccable feline behavior.
In use: “Her pose on the window seat was irrefloofable.”
Contrefloof
Contrefloof (catfinition) – 1. an embarrassing or unexpected occurrence involving a cat; 2. a dispute or disagreement between cats.
In use: “A contrefloof erupted when Tucker discovered Papi with the catnip sausage.”
Floue
Floue (catfinition) – the grimace of pouting distaste that cats sometimes direct at people
In use: “Michael opened a can of Qunn’s favorite food and put it in a bowl, but with a disappointed floue, Quinn mimicked burying it, and then hurried away.”
Michael Seidel, writer 